Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “No” and “Diary”
No If you had a cock, I wouldn’t suck it. Thanks for asking. Diary Having done some reading, the verdict is in: it is good for your mental health to…
Food for Thought
As a young expatriate girl in the Middle East, I waited for the weekends with inexplicable anticipation. I’d spend the whole of the week conjuring up…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Bedtime
I sent this to you and you didn't like it. People always say that no matter what, your parents will support your art. But ironically, that isn't true…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: What Do I Think About While Watching Porn?
People tell me that everyone meditates. I think that maybe I meditate by watching porn. Is that a good way of meditating? No. But it’s what happens.…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Bottom
Girls are submissive creatures. This manifests in countless ways, but one of the more interesting of them is how, with time, they absorb your kinks.…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: Future
By 2075, men’s rooms will be equipped with women. There’ll be an extra stall or two where you can get your dick sucked while another guy takes a dump…
Saturday Under the House
Sometimes, my husband just plain pisses me off. Other times, I'd follow him to the ends of the earth. It's called marriage. Like the 120 degree June…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: “Words Can Hurt” and “Dirty Marxist”
Words Can Hurt Please send this to as many people as you can who work in the San Fernando Valley. A list of things to stop saying in porn, to keep…
Letters from a Heartbroken Pervert: On Piss
Piss is interesting, to say the least. In terms of perversions, it’s a cross between assholes and slapping. Slapping is a two-way street. Slapping…
Deserted But Not Abandoned, Part 2
III. So it goes. We are nobodies who have nothing, we little teachers, but in the order of things, we always have more than our servants. If we make…
