Curmudgeon 3

Taxes are easy to criticize, because the rules and the rates are horrible. No person making under $100,000 adjusted for inflation should need more…


Curmudgeon 2

Let’s talk American politics. Party D: Everything is the fault of rich people. We’ll take away their money to buy your votes. Party R: Don’t be poor.…


The Lady and the Snake

The erotic dream Jessie had at 2:36 AM was something new. A cross between a large man and a snake was spooning her before he started anal…


Curmudgeon

I’m past tense all the way to agitated. Past tense for “cast” is “cast” and yet I’ve seen “casted.” If a man is executed by rope, he is “hanged.” He…


Dirty Mirrors

Despite all of the security, I got into the billionaire software developer Jason Atkins’ mansion on Mercer Island east of Seattle. I know that the…


The Black Lagoon

Sheryl woke up around midnight to find a roughly humanoid giant monster in her bedroom. As she started to scream, the monster tore the covers off her…


Teen Angel

Phil was having another one of those dreams at 3AM. Since he had turned twelve, he had been having nocturnal emissions, and since fourteen, he had…


Angel of the Night

When Bob woke up at 1:56 AM, he was surprised that there was a very warm body next to him which smelled of jasmine and musk. He was amazed that…


Undercover

Beverly woke up at 2AM after doing some ill-advised self-medicating the night before. She heard some scratching and bumping noises. She slurred,…


Meeting

I’m so happy that the three of you could join me today. The paid plane tickets and goody bag filled with expensive gifts may have been the…